An alien's thoughts on life and other silly things

hi. My name's Cal. I'm 16 and live in Canada. This is basically my outlet. It helps ward off depression, and other less than pleasant feelings. Follow me if you wish to do so, I hope you enjoy my outlet. If I like your blog I will most definitely follow back .


ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’

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soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them


admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

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Sexuality is like a barbecue


-Some people like hot dogs

-Some people like hamburgers

-Some people get both (Bisexuals)

-Some people get both, and a salad (Pansexuals)

-Some people don’t really like meat BUT YOU HAVE NATHAN’S HOT DOGS OH MY GOD NVM GIMME (Demisexuals)

-Some people are there for the conversation (Asexuals)

-Some people show up uninvited to the barbecue and wonder why they aren’t offered any food (assholes)

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sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that

*sends this to all the couples at my school*

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